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		<title>Our take on Football &#8230; or Soccer.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Sep 2009 13:42:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Prophet&#8217;s back! After my one and only post in this blog being invaded by Indian spammers, I decided it was probably time to make another one. Let&#8217;s get right on to it: Mitchell &#038; Webb &#8211; Football, Football, Football! There it is folks, football (or soccer, depending on which side of the Atlantic you are) [...]]]></description>
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<p>Prophet&#8217;s back!<br />
After my <a href="http://www.fresh-buzz.com/2008/11/25/the-power-of-a-handshake">one and only post</a> in this blog being invaded by Indian spammers, I decided it was probably time to make another one.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s get right on to it:</p>
<p><strong>Mitchell &#038; Webb &#8211; Football, Football, Football!</strong><br />
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<p>There it is folks, football (or soccer, depending on which side of the Atlantic you are) at its best. Or maybe not.</p>
<p>We at Fresh Buzz thought it was time to capitalize on this money-making industry &#8211; by making fun of it. So, here we go.</p>
<p><span id="more-692"></span><br />
Football is a game played by 11 players on each side, who try to put the ball into the opponent&#8217;s goal. It&#8217;s usually true that the teams end the game with the same number of players, but sometimes this happens:</p>
<p><strong> The red card from hell</strong><br />
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<p>Although the Portuguese, being the resourceful people that they are, seem to have found a way around this problem:</p>
<p><strong>The stealing of the Red Card</strong><br />
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<p>It&#8217;s a controvertial sport, and I&#8217;m sure many of you out there would rather not be bored with it anymore. So I&#8217;m leaving you with two choices.</p>
<p>If you&#8217;re a fan of the game, I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll enjoy this:</p>
<p><strong>Top 10 Goals</strong><br />
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<p>If not, well&#8230;<br />
<strong>Comedy Football</strong><br />
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<p>And I&#8217;ll leave you with a final note. Whether you like Football or not, one thing is for sure: it beats the hell out of Cricket.</p>
<p><strong>Funny Cricket</strong><br />
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<p>A game so boring it can&#8217;t even be funny.</p>
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		<title>The Power of a Handshake</title>
		<link>http://www.fresh-buzz.com/2008/11/25/the-power-of-a-handshake</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Nov 2008 22:37:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Prophet</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve all heard that a handshake can say a lot about a person. What about a lack of a handshake? We&#8217;ll let you decide for yourself: Lisboa &#8211; Portugal &#8211; EuroNews &#8211; No Comment A little background on this first one: an important agreement had just been signed, laying the foundation for a common European [...]]]></description>
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<p>We&#8217;ve all heard that a <a title="Handshake Wikipedia" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handshake" target="_blank">handshake</a> can say a lot about a person. What about a lack of a handshake? We&#8217;ll let you decide for yourself:</p>
<p><strong>Lisboa &#8211; Portugal &#8211; EuroNews &#8211; No Comment</strong></p>
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<p>A little background on this first one: an important agreement had just been signed, laying the foundation for a common European Constitution. This video shows us the final part of the meeting &#8211; the hand-shaking, back-patting part of it. Still, is seems some hands are more important than others, at least shake-wise.</p>
<p><strong>CNN Reports on President Bush &#8211; Where&#8217;s the Love?</strong></p>
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<p>I didn&#8217;t know whether I should laugh or be sad for <a title="George Bush" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_W._Bush" target="_blank">Mr Bush</a>. He&#8217;s like the kid who used to be popular, but was caught sniffing a jock strap.<br />
I wonder how they&#8217;d react to Obama. I guess we&#8217;ll find out.</p>
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